Joe Teaspoon
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This test is not to be taken seriously. Failure to comply may cause depression. Warning: Reading Further may Cause Your Side to Ache Tell me what you thought of my web site in view of billions of people in my GUEST BOOK or tell me personally at IT@DRAAC.COMIT@draac.com. Qustion #1 Which city is best known for its attacks from large puppets? 1)Tokyo 2)Mt. Volcano 3)Portersville 4)Tae Kwon Do Qustion #2 How often does Thomas eat raw banana peels? 1)Every day 2)Every other day 3)Every 5 days 4)Every other hour Qustion #3 How could you best describe a blue-nosed potatoe car? 1)tomorrow 2)man~ana 3)buffalo 4)Quantum Physics Qustion #4 Which of these symbols looks most like? 1) :-) 2) ;+) 3) 8-O 4) <*)))-{ Qustion #5 Finish this pattern? 12glc46h68452.2q 1)^ 2)bug-eyed rhinos 3)[a][e][i][o][y] 4)happy hungry hippies Qustion #6 Which letter of the English alphabet comes after N? 1)T 2)Y 3)U 4)I Qustion #7 Solve this equation? y(3-42(pi))=3(squared)x(square root of 41?)-2+10 1)true 2)false 3)all of the above 4)none of the above Qustion #8 ? 1) 2) 3) 4) Qustion #9 Is the element Magnesium flammable? 1)yes 2)no 3)no 4)yes Qustion #10 What is your favorite game? 1)Parchessi! (by far!) 2)Monopoly 3)Throw the Chicken Fingers into the Candy Machine 4)Chutes and Ladders Qustion #11 WHY? 1)because 2)who? 3)fat-free 4)cold Qustion #12 Coca-Cola? 1)blue 2)azul 3)lightbulb 4)papaya Qustion #13 Finish this sentence: "Jimmy cracks corn... 1)and I don't care." 2)and his head." 3)and glues it back together." 4)and eats worms." Qustion #14 Who assasinated Pope Barney VIII? 1)Joe 2)Jeorge 3)Jeremiah 4)Queen Tulip of Phlegm Qustion #15 What is the answer to Question #8? 1)both 2)Laura 3) 4)Britt's blue braces Qustion #16 What color is glass? 1)red 2)forest green 3)both 1 and 2 4)both 3 and 4 Qustion #17 Answer this question? 1)Why should I? 2)Maybe Later. 3)Ok 4)Quintessance Qustion #18 Answer #17 in essay form? Qustion #19 How do you spell "Hypothesis"? 1)Hypothesas 2)Hypethesis 3)Hippopotamus 4)Hyper-Glutimus Qustion #20 How do you spell "Hypothesis" backwords? 1)sasehtopyH 2)sisehtepyH 3)sumatpooppiH 4)sumitulG-repyH Qustion #21 How many stripes does the American flag have? 1)2 2)4 3)6 4)12 Qustion #22 how many stripes does the Braziliaan flag hav? 1)2 2)4 3)6 4)13 Qustion #23 how many mice can fit into two one-gallon jars? 1)2 2)65 3)78 1/2 4)0 Qustion #24 How often does? 1)3 2)peanut brittle 3)scarlet carpet 4)spectacles Qustion #25 What did my true love gave to me on the third day of Christmas? 1)indeed 2)3 French pens 3)3 French fries 4)3 French toasts Qustion #26 How many days untill school's out? 1)1 2)a lot 3)quite a few 4)purple trousers Qustion #27 How many seconds untill the end of the world? 1)indefinite 2)impossible 3)unreliable 4)more than -3 Qustion #28 W.W.A.C.A.M.T.? 1)Why wont anyone care about my turmoil? 2)Why would anybody catch a mutant trout? 3)Who won another cold and mutilated tiger? 4)Why wont anybody chant a melodious tune? Qustion #29 Why did the bunny jump in the toilet? 1)to get to the other side 2)to save the drowning spider 3)it had mental problems 4)ghoastly toastly Qustion #30 Why is Mrs Moose so strictly annoying? 1)because she is old and grumpy 2)because she likes to annoy me 3)because i said so 4)she wants to be Qustion #31 Which came first? The melon or the egg? 1)melon 2)egg 3)none of the above 4)both 1 and 2 Qustion #32 Which came first? The TOM-AY-TOE or the TOM-AW-TOE? 1)tomaytoe 2)tomawtoe 3)tomantoe 4)tomiscool Qustion #33 If the world was up-side-down, would gravity pull everything up? 1)yes 2)no 3)no 4)indeed Qustion #34 What is the date today? 1)today 2)July 32 3)September 5 4)fillerup Qustion #35 Who am I? 1)Gergroy 2)Thormas 3)Clem 4)Shawrn Qustion #36 Why dont humans grow up-side-down? 1)because we cant 2)because we eat food 3)none of the above 4)all of the above Qustion #37 Write out Question 8 in Essay form? Qustion #38 What city is in North America? 1)Tokyo 2)Baghdad 3)Reno 4)Peru Qustion #39 Ewhanp? 1)Althrounh 2)Pilloothuh 3)Huhtoollip 4)coqllaptou Qustion #40 Where did the Magyars come from? 1)North 2)South 3)West 4)East Qustion #41 Boiling Butter Bears? 1)bananas 2)blue 3)blyfingjis 4)butterfly Qustion #42 Where did Australia come from? 1)Panasonic 2)Monopoly 3)3 1/2 4)boredom Qustion #43 Whats the meaning of purpose? 1)pur·pose n. The object toward which one strives or for which something exists; an aim or a goal: “And ever those, who would enjoyment gain/Must find it in the purpose they pursue"(Sarah Josepha Hale). A result or effect that is intended or desired; an intention. See Synonyms at intention. Determination; resolution: He was a man of purpose. The matter at hand; the point at issue 2)chicken wings 3)barbecue sauce 4)all-you-can-eat-buffet Qustion #44 Do you like Goyuishima Yoshiama? 1)she's ok 2)he's ok 3)she talks to himself too much 4)yes Qustion #45 Do your feet smell? 1)yes 2)no 3)somebody just passed out after i took off my sock 4)no comment Qustion #46 If your feet smell, why? 1)because they have a nose 2)because they want to 3)none of the above 4)all of the above Qustion #47 Are you Intelligent? 1)no 2)no 3)no 4)no Qustion #48 Why is there an F10 key on a keyboard? 1)mac&cheese 2)spaghetti&meatballs 3)cowbys&indians 4)potatoes&E.coli Qustion #49 What is the answer to Question #50? 1)1 2)2 3)3 4)6 oh and by the way, you are visitor number    . please sign my guestbook. Have a nice day (or a bad day, whichever you prefer.) |
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